So, about twice a week my friends make me laugh so hard I almost die.... literally.
This week it happened two days in a row:
1. Yesterday Shiggins was heading out of town and she was telling us her itinerary and she said she had to finish her meetings, pack, and then she was "taking a deuce." What she meant was she was peace-ing out or deuces... instead she announced to the group at large that she was "Taking a deuce," which, for those who aren't familiar with that term, means she's taking a dump. LOL Almost wet my pants...
2. Jess has a herniated disk in her back so she is on a narcotic cocktail of muscle relaxers, anti-inflammatories, and vicodin. Needless to say she gets somewhat loopy after taking them. Tonight we were at dinner and she apparently told herself a joke silently -- all she said out loud was "Exodus" and then started laughing so hard she was crying. The guys started making fun of her and Adam told us that his friend's wife used to babysit for this little girl who would randomly walk up to you and demand "Tell me I'm pretty! TELL ME I'M PRETTY!" so we started doing that and making fun of Jess on drugs and what our associate VP would be like on Xtasy... I couldn't breath and thought I was going to vomit I was laughing so hard.
They are trying to kill me with laughter... what a way to go!
I LOVE MY LIFE!!
